Man with world’s biggest p***s claims many A-list hookups

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When it comes to big claims, Jonah Falcon isn’t shy at all. He’s famous for his legendary bulge, and he’s known as the guy with the ‘biggest penis in the world.’ He says he’s become a bedroom legend among award-winning celebrities who just can’t get enough of his Oscar-sized wiener.

When Jonah Falcon was just 13 years old, he says he was already measuring 9.5 inches. This fact left his classmates amazed, and his reputation started to grow really fast.

By the time he got to college, the rumors turned into a huge buzz, and by the age of 25, he claimed to have gone on over 1,500 dates.

Even though he famously said no to a career in adult entertainment, Falcon hasn’t always kept things family-friendly. He’s admitted to taking money for intimate photos and even had a few steamy encounters. One woman paid $500 just to see him in his underwear, while another spent $1,000 for the whole experience.

“It’s really about my ego. My ego is bigger than my sexuality,” Falcon, who is now 54, admitted in an older interview with Rolling Stone.

Today, Falcon says his penis measures 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, and he claims it’s ‘thicker than [his] wrist.’

‘Prominent bulges’

While some folks have spent a lot of money to catch a glimpse of Falcon’s famous asset, not everyone is excited to see it walking down the street.

Knowing about the public gazes and awkward double takes, the guy with “the biggest penis in the world” says he usually chooses baggy, pleated pants to keep his now-famous bulge hidden.

“Since my testicles are really big, I’m aware of noticeable bulges,” he mentioned in a 2022 interview with the Daily Mail. “I often wear baggy or pleated pants to go ‘incognito.’”

But it’s not just how people react that makes things tricky – it’s his own love life, too. The Private Dicks: Men Exposed actor has talked openly about how his body has changed as he’s gotten older, saying that “For some reason, it’s gotten thicker to the point that I can’t receive oral sex.”

“Intercourse requires a very slow entry. And getting fully erect is harder now – I think it’s just age.”

‘Unexplained bulge’

And it even caused some drama at the airport, said the guy who explained that when he goes through security, he tries to “squish it down a bit so it looks like a round shape…God help me if I get an erection…”

But the big bulge in his pants caught the attention of security at Los Angeles International Airport, where they flagged him for what seemed like a suspicious object in his pants.

“I was recently stopped by LAX airport security because of a huge unexplained bulge in my pants that the scanner picked up,” he shared. “They patted me down and confirmed I was ‘all natural.’ This kind of thing happens a lot with electric scanning devices though.”

Oscar-sized wiener

In a 2021 interview on ITV’s This Morning, Falcon made a huge revelation about how popular his impressive anatomy is. He says that when it’s erect, it’s as big as an Academy Award – just like his “Hollywood sausage,” which many celebrities are after.

“I’ve been with celebrities, including Oscar nominees and winners. But I can’t share details about that,” the Unhung Hero actor told hosts Phillip Schofield and Josie Gibson.

“I can’t even say if they were men or women – it’s a pretty short list, so I don’t want to give too much away. It wasn’t Meryl Streep – I’ll just leave it at that.”

Even though he was vague about the details, Falcon mentioned that a lot of his famous relationships were from the UK, and not all of them were big Hollywood stars. Throw in a few porn stars, and it’s obvious that Falcon’s dating life is just as newsworthy as his size.

He added, “Here’s the thing, a large number are just really well-known, not necessarily from Hollywood. In fact, a big part of them come from the British Isles.”

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