On a particular evening following a date, a young man escorts his 19-year-old girlfriend back to her residence. After exchanging a goodnight kiss at the entrance, he begins to feel a surge of desire. With a confident demeanor, he leans against the wall, smiling, and asks her, “Darling, would you like to, you know, engage in some intimacy?”
Taken aback, she responds, “Are you out of your mind? My parents will hear us!” He counters, “Oh, come on! Who could possibly hear us at this hour?” She retorts, “But just think about the consequences if we get caught!” He continues to press, “Oh, please! They won’t know; they’re all asleep!”
“Absolutely not. It’s far too risky!” she asserts. He pleads, “Oh, please, I love you dearly!” “No, no, and no,” she firmly replies. “I love you too, but I simply cannot!” “Oh, yes you can. Please?” “No, no. I just can’t!”
“I’m begging you…” At that moment, the hallway light illuminates, and her sister appears in her pajamas, hair tousled, and in a drowsy tone, she states, “Dad says you should go ahead and do it, or Mom can handle it. If necessary, Dad mentioned he could come down himself to take care of it.” She quickly adds, “But tell him to disconnect the intercom!”