Math can often seem like a whole new language, especially for kids who are trying to figure out all the numbers and equations.
It’s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn’t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he’s not just grappling with multiplication; he’s discovering the humorous side of math class…
Here it goes:
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,
”I got an F in math today.”
His father replies, ”What happened?”
The boy says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”
The father replies, ”Well, that’s correct.”
The boy says, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3.’”
The father then replies, ”What the fuck is the difference?”
The boys says, ”That’s what I said!”
BONUS STORY: Do you fart in bed ?
Do you fart in bed?
If this story doesn’t make you laugh until you cry, then I’ll be praying for you! It’s about a couple who had a really happy marriage, but there was one little problem: the husband had a habit of farting super loudly every morning. His loud toots would wake his wife up, and the smell was so bad it made her eyes water and left her gasping for air.
Every morning, she would beg him to stop because it was making her feel sick. He would just say he couldn’t help it and that it was totally normal. She even suggested he see a doctor because she worried he might explode one day!
Years went by, and he kept on farting. Then, one Christmas morning, while she was getting the turkey ready for dinner and he was still asleep upstairs, she had a sneaky idea. She looked at all the turkey guts—like the neck and liver—and thought of a prank. She took the bowl of guts and tiptoed upstairs. Carefully, she pulled back the covers and the waistband of his underwear, then dumped the turkey guts right in!
Not long after, she heard him wake up with his usual loud fart, but this time it was followed by a terrifying scream and the sound of him running to the bathroom!
The wife was laughing so hard that she could barely breathe, tears streaming down her face! After all the years of teasing, she felt like she finally got her revenge. About twenty minutes later, her husband came down the stairs wearing only his blood-stained underwear, looking completely terrified.
She tried to hold back her laughter and asked him what was wrong. He replied, “Sweetheart, you were right… all those years you warned me, and I didn’t take you seriously.” “What do you mean?” she asked, curious. He said, “Well, you always said that one day I’d end up in a real mess, and today it happened. But luckily, with some Vaseline and two fingers, I managed to fix most of it…”
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