An old man went to the doctor for a check-up. After the examination, the doctor told him, “You seem to be in good shape. Do you have any health issues you want to talk about?” The old man replied, “Actually, I do.”
He explained, “After I have some fun with my wife, I feel really hot and sweaty, but after we do it again, I get cold and shivery.” The doctor then checked the old man’s wife and said, “Everything looks good. Do you have any health questions you’d like to ask?” She said she had no concerns, but then the doctor continued to speak to her.
Your husband has a strange worry. He says that after you two are intimate for the first time, he feels really hot and sweaty, but then after the second time, he gets cold and shivery. Do you have any idea why that happens?
“Oh that crazy old bastard, she replied.“ That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January…”.